Humorous Thoughts on the Search for Perfect Health

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"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." —Mark Twain


"Older people shouldn't eat health food. They need all the preservatives they can get." 

—Robert Orben


"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz


"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." 

—Redd Foxx


"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." 

—Jackie Mason



"Quit worrying about your health.  It'll go away." 

—Robert Orben


"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it."

—Lily Tomlin


"Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?" 

—George Carlin


"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."

 —Erma Bombeck


"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself." 

—Mickey Mantle


"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." —Woody Allen


"My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already." —Milton Berle

"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night." 

—Dave Barry








SOURCE: http://www.psychologytoday.com/collections/201109/healing-effects-humor/twenty-quotations-about-health


Toni Bernhard www.tonibernhard.com